You are a menace. A walking poohstilence.
I can't say that I was ever a big fan of Winnie the Pooh. As I get grumpier in my old age, I am starting to identify with Eeyore some.
This reading by Maurice Evans in his mellifluous Shakespearean voice is enjoyable - even more-so if you imagine the voice coming out of Dr Zaius.
Maurice Evans - More Winnie The Pooh 1956