And God looked, and saw that it was g...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS WEARING??!!

Barren Cross, Jesus metal from 1986. The sound is pretty good (I especially like some of the drum stuff) but I can't be in the same room as the cover without having to cover my eyes.

Apparently they're still around (if having a myspace page fits your definition of still around) and still wearing somewhat-matching clothing (acid-washed jeans thankfully replacing the spandex).

This is a promo 45rpm 12" single that I suppose proclaims their raison d'être.

Barren Cross - Rock For The King

Go ahead, click on the picture: view it full size. I double dog dare you.