On the (Actual) Ninth Day of Blogmass

A mildly amusing collection humorous songs and poems from children's poet Jack Prelutsky.
I assume that they would be of more interest to non-crotchety old curmudgeons.
This cassette is intended to accompany the book of the same name. Unfortunately, I'm not able to convert that to an MP3, so...

 Try it with your little kids.
 
Jack Prelutsky - It's Christmas